girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
(via waystolivehealthier)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via findmeinthevalley)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
(via findmeinthevalley)
A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
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Damn, kid. You speak truth.
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Hair
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ily Candice
you babe
(Source: candiceswanepoel-s)
HER HAIR
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(Source: skinny4life)
taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards
(Source: catblog420, via thirtytwohundred)
In running, there are two types of pain:
- The pain of running to your limits
- The pain of not being able to run
(via running4thehigh)
(Source: clearthatmindofcant, via runningeugene)